I didn't do it...

So, check it…

It all went down a little like this, I was born to like the coolest God in the world. You know, Zeus, the big guy with the lightening bolts? Yeah that’s the man.

And like I’m so totally his favorite kid. How couldn’t I be? Cute, golden, better looking than Apollo so what if he’s the so called god of beauty. Who the hell else could be better for this job, than me? Come on, admit it. I rock…

Ok, that aside, I just wanted to say- You are all so cool. Why? Why, because duh…You’re playing with me now. *Big grin*

I’m Hermes, the coolest, most fun kid on the block man.