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msg_ina_bottleThere are those who try to imitate, those that try to duplicate, and those that wish to replicate the finest quality of Smiting prowess that is,well...Me. But let me be sure to tell you, one and all, there is no replacing Hermes, the finest Smiter of all.
Smiter, Smoter...Smite- Whatever.
So, folks, step right up...You know this drill. You got a girlfriend you want to get even with? Give her some buck teeth for Christmas, what a present! Have a boss that's been a thorn in your ass? Put a bee in his bonnet for real. You office time antics, family gathering spice, and everything very naughty, and rarely very nice can all be found here! In your one stop shop for all your smiting needs.
PLEASE DIRECT ALL REQUEST HERE. THANKS.
So, folks, step right up...You know this drill. You got a girlfriend you want to get even with? Give her some buck teeth for Christmas, what a present! Have a boss that's been a thorn in your ass? Put a bee in his bonnet for real. You office time antics, family gathering spice, and everything very naughty, and rarely very nice can all be found here! In your one stop shop for all your smiting needs.
PLEASE DIRECT ALL REQUEST HERE. THANKS.
